Beth's Two Turtle Doves

Beth's Two Turtle Doves
My friend Beth
Wishes no death
On these two
Her loving boo
Leo, her man
Who is so tan
John so tasty
And so pasty
Her greatest desire
She burns with fire
To see these hunks
In their trunks
To hear him sing
And buy her bling
She'd give her life
To be their wife
Whether Dicaprio or Mayer
She'd be no hater
It's now or never
She'll love 'em forever
             By: Brittany Payne and Beth Bogue